No line for the urinals an hour before the game
The best part of Ducks stadium is large wooded areas for urination on
the outskirts.
Federal court--where you go if you fuck with the mail man.
State court--where you go if you kill your someone (if it's not related
to a federal or homeland security thing)
This is my license plate. If you need to piss and see my truck
in a parking lot, feel free to piss wherever.
Thanks Mr. Grucci for a free fireworks show.