The minister opened the ceremony by singing the Star Spangled
Banner.
Kiss the bride, don't suck her face off.
Softball trophies at the country club--what is this world coming to?
(sign says: sorry, no pay phone)
Grandma McGovern.
All the McGovern children
The three kings of babylon, saluting their god.
Coleen's three thespian friends. (I don't know what Pat meant
by that)
Don't give cameras to children at weddings.
Who would wear that to a wedding?