Patrick and Coleen McGovern's Wedding Spectacular
 

The bride and groom.

 

Next up, Amy and Brian.

 
 


 

The minister opened  the ceremony by singing the Star Spangled Banner.


 

Kiss the bride, don't suck her face off.


 

A lovely melon layout.

 
 


 

Coors all around.

Softball trophies at the country club--what is this world coming to?

(sign says: sorry, no pay phone)

 


 

Grandma McGovern.

  All the McGovern children

Voted best looking couple.

He only smiles for Frampie.

The three kings of babylon, saluting their god.

 


 

Happy Anniversary!!!!


 

Mmmm, beef goood.

Pasta Primavera.

Coleen's three thespian friends.  (I don't know what Pat meant by that)

The sirloin.

The sad but tasty chicken.

Don't give cameras to children at weddings.

What fine freakin' gift.

Who would wear that to a wedding?

I finally pumped!

 

Those $40 Abercrombie socks go a long way.

Deer.