Well, I had the good fortune to travel to this distant land at the same time some snipers were targeting the good folk who live in these parts.  I narrowly survived my trip there and would like to share some of the images which I captured there.
 

#1.  Here's a fun game at the Hilton Towers--it's called, 'Pick the title which doesn't belong under Rock'.

Union Station.  This is s a beautiful historic building degradated to be a mall.

Ahhh, but at this mall you can drink beer in the food court while you watch the mall rats get it on.

The metro entrances here are grand and monumental--quite the opposite of the skeevy subway's of New York.

Some scary lady gave me free passes learn the truth from L. Ron Hubbard.  I scalped these suckers for $20 a piece.

An early ancestor of the used car salesman.

 

Yo, naked chicks.

Yummy cockroaches at the local Mcdonalds.

Judging by the next photo the previous must be an orca whale.

What an ass.

 

Krazy, nasty giant squid.

More naked people

Me and Charles Watson.  (Hard to believe, but that's actually just a picture of Mr. Watson).

 

Prehistoric pan handler.

Awesome totem pole--but no flashes allowed in the smithsonians.

 

The original super-afro--circa. 1975AD.

Hey look, that's a picture of me.

 

I am a Gecko.

Prince's pink guitar--again no flash.